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Jimmy says fight smart not hard.
Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:41 am
Jimmy leans up against a light rail up in the gods as his looks down at the fans slowly decending on the arena seats below.
A brief flare from his charoot as he looks 9n thoughtful
Huffing and puffing comes from the stairwell behind him as a sweaty puffed out Mark White ascends.
The intrepid interviewer struggles to speak as he catches his breath.
Jimmy holds a finger to his lip and whispers shhhh
Jimmy: Hush little jorno dont speak you will give yourself a cardiac.
I know your question before you ask it , how do i feel about the new tourney draw.
(Mark nods sullenly)
Well you know The Prestige isn't too pleased by the draw, naw not one bit old bean.
I thought DC were in the rear view mirror, but here they are like a bad smell , back again.
(Jimmy sniffs)
No, no Mark not your pee pee pants but the general waft of stale old men.
I mean I'm looking at the line up in this draw and what do I see the same old men, past time poonani, lavender old bois.
You got Johnson Light breeze in the bracket , last time anyone noticed that guy he was getting wetting himself with a clown chasing him on a cruise ship.
Then the next three OMG , the triad, the Wolfhounds and DC 400th year reunion.
I mean look at em you got Wolfo, I'm not saying he's old but sheesh he still wondering when the mines are gonna reopen.
Then you've got big bad Widowmaker, I'm not saying he's old but the last time those cowboy boots he wears on the end of his drainpipe skinny legs were in fashion Mandela had just been let out of prison.
And finally The windy instrument himself Piper, I mean the last match of relevance he had we were still in Europe and 5G was a nickname for some rather good African American rappers out of Compton.
But here's the thing, these guys are the past they arnt the scary originals they are like the 4th or 5th rehash dragged out of the oap home zimoframes and all by Owen scrabbling for ratings.
Here's the thing last time I encountered Wolfo and Widow I got a beating, but who came out with their arm raised? That's right ol Jimmy right here.
As for Widowmaker, the senile cowboy isn't focused he's too busy popping viagra and playing hide the sausage with the Beanie Theif. It just takes a moments distraction and 3 quick seconds , Jimmy will be there with a low blow, a rake to the eye , a roll up and a handful of tights job done.
It's about fighting smart, not hard and Owen can send all the old guard he likes but when all is said and done Prestige Jimmy is gonna have his hand raised again and a championship in his hand.
Now Marky Mark do you want me to help you down?
Jimmy flicks his charoot into a sand bucket, smooths his suit jacket and proceeds tonhelp sweaty Marky back down the stairwell.
A brief flare from his charoot as he looks 9n thoughtful
Huffing and puffing comes from the stairwell behind him as a sweaty puffed out Mark White ascends.
The intrepid interviewer struggles to speak as he catches his breath.
Jimmy holds a finger to his lip and whispers shhhh
Jimmy: Hush little jorno dont speak you will give yourself a cardiac.
I know your question before you ask it , how do i feel about the new tourney draw.
(Mark nods sullenly)
Well you know The Prestige isn't too pleased by the draw, naw not one bit old bean.
I thought DC were in the rear view mirror, but here they are like a bad smell , back again.
(Jimmy sniffs)
No, no Mark not your pee pee pants but the general waft of stale old men.
I mean I'm looking at the line up in this draw and what do I see the same old men, past time poonani, lavender old bois.
You got Johnson Light breeze in the bracket , last time anyone noticed that guy he was getting wetting himself with a clown chasing him on a cruise ship.
Then the next three OMG , the triad, the Wolfhounds and DC 400th year reunion.
I mean look at em you got Wolfo, I'm not saying he's old but sheesh he still wondering when the mines are gonna reopen.
Then you've got big bad Widowmaker, I'm not saying he's old but the last time those cowboy boots he wears on the end of his drainpipe skinny legs were in fashion Mandela had just been let out of prison.
And finally The windy instrument himself Piper, I mean the last match of relevance he had we were still in Europe and 5G was a nickname for some rather good African American rappers out of Compton.
But here's the thing, these guys are the past they arnt the scary originals they are like the 4th or 5th rehash dragged out of the oap home zimoframes and all by Owen scrabbling for ratings.
Here's the thing last time I encountered Wolfo and Widow I got a beating, but who came out with their arm raised? That's right ol Jimmy right here.
As for Widowmaker, the senile cowboy isn't focused he's too busy popping viagra and playing hide the sausage with the Beanie Theif. It just takes a moments distraction and 3 quick seconds , Jimmy will be there with a low blow, a rake to the eye , a roll up and a handful of tights job done.
It's about fighting smart, not hard and Owen can send all the old guard he likes but when all is said and done Prestige Jimmy is gonna have his hand raised again and a championship in his hand.
Now Marky Mark do you want me to help you down?
Jimmy flicks his charoot into a sand bucket, smooths his suit jacket and proceeds tonhelp sweaty Marky back down the stairwell.
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