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Dan Hammer- Posts : 75
Join date : 2022-10-05
Get Ready to be Mauled by a Bad Boy!
Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:39 pm
The ‘Brixton Bad Boy’ Eddie London is standing outside Chicken World in Brixton enjoying some fried chicken.
He finishes up his tray of wings, screws up the paper wrapping and chucks it in the bin.
He starts walking down the street as he addresses the camera.
Eddie London: What’s all this about Bruv!
It seems like I gotta match tonight but check it…..
They be playin’ games with the ‘Bad Boy’….
This aint no standard match.
He shakes his head in disappointment.
Eddie London: The man up top, the suits….
They went and put a little twist on this ting!
But check it bruv….
It don’t matter, I’m chill fam.
But you know what……
At first……..
I was a little bit pissed.
But then I checked myself….
Thought about it, and yeah……
Yeah……It’s all gravy Fam.
He chuckles to himself and rubs his hands together.
Eddie London: Any chance to smash up on those Imperial Pussies…
Well, that’s a bonus Bruv.
So yeah, all you suits in the office listen up.
It don’t matter to the ‘Bad Boy’.
I mean, you could of partnered me up with any one of those fools in the back.
He stops momentarily.
Eddie London: But check this……..
nah, nah….NAH!
You go and strap me up with the biggest fool there is.
Mauler, you’re havin’ a laugh Bruv.
This guy aint just a fool fam….
He’s an old fool.
He lucky to be still movin’ and shakin’ Bruv.
But like I said….
It don’t matter.
Either way I’m gonna smash the crap outta those two little pricks!
He carries on walking with a big grin on his face.
Eddie London: So Mauler…Bruv……
You keep outta the way, chill mate.
Let ‘Steady Eddie’ do what he does best………
Handle the ‘Pussies’.
Yeah Bruv.
He walks off down the street as the camera fades to black.
- Dan Hammer
- Posts : 75
Join date : 2022-10-05
Re: Get Ready to be Mauled by a Bad Boy!
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:38 pm
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