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Mr sims- Posts : 548
Join date : 2017-11-13
Age : 43
Location : Swansea, South Wales 
Cardiff Born promo (for Empire and Strike)
Yesterday at 3:13 pm
The scene opens in the Cardiff Born locker room at Swansea Arena. BWE Strike has just kicked off, and Max Power & The Stuff, are getting ready for their match with Iron Death. They are joined by Amazing Grace, who's still angry over her match at Dream On.
Max: Hello Path to glory fans, hello AOD fans, hello BWE fans, HELLO SWANSEA!!
Yes, Cardiff are back, in the city that never sheeps! The pretty, shitty, city, the graveyard of ambition, the...
Steve interrupts.
Steve: Ay, ay, ay, no one wants to hear all that crap Maxy boy lets get down to business.
Max shrugs his shoulders and extends his arms, hands open, palms up, and takes his seat, letting The Stuff take over.
Steve: Listen up! At Dream on, it didn't exactly go to plan. Not only did our opponents switch out on us last minute, but even managed to win the damn thing.
He shakes his head
That's just crazy. Who are these guys anyway? Malone, Vega, I don't think I even heard of 'em before Dream On, like. Couple a'nobodies, mun, but hey! They done good. We was impressed. I kinda feel for Widowmucka cause, he was kinda thrown under the bus by Wolfie's stupidity, and it cost them the tag titles. Well, let's hope he's dumb enough to do it all over again, here, in BWE.
Max: Yeah, I do wanna congratulate the new Path to Glory Tag champs, Samoa Malone and Neil Vega. Well played I guess. And congrats to all the other winners from Dream On. I had the chance to watch it back now and there was some nice matches! Some impressive performances and some... travesties of Justice
Grace grabs the camera and forces the cameraman to focus on her
Grace: Sophie Desire! You *£C!ING B&$CH!! I won't forget what happened! And I won't forget how you reacted to it! Spouting absolute dog %&£$ about how you &^"$ing beat me, outsmarted me or whatever you $%^ki"! think but every *&^%er saw how I had that won, only for some c&^% to £$^k me over last minute. And you're somehow, proud of that? Proud that someone had to win the match for you cause your useless %uc*&^g arse couldn't get it done yourself?! You should be ashamed of yourself woman. Get your ?!"t together and face me, one on one, not in some stupid f*&*^ng fever dream £$%c^ing match from a Vince Russo £u$k^(g nightmare, but in a normal, £$cki^% match! Me! Versus YOU!! And I'll wipe that goddamn smirk off your motherf(!c%i£" face, once, and for all!
The camera pulls back to show Max and Steve both taken aback, eyes wide, looking at Grace. She turns to Max, then to Steve, shaking her head
Grace: Don't look at me like that! You know what happened.
Max: Yup
Steve: Ay, I'm with you sis, but like, chill your beans like
Grace jumps up and gets in Steve's face
Grace: DON'T TELL ME TO CHILL, STEVE!! I'M NOT GOING TO F&^%K£"G CHILL, MUN!!
Max puts his arms around Grace and whispers to her, and they both sit back down.
Max: Anyway... Tonight, Steve and I, will be in action, against Red Death and Benjamin Hendricks! Iron Death.
I have a little history with Mr Hendricks, from the last time he was fired from 'ere. Takin' liberties, takin' it a little too far, takin' matters into his own 'ands, like. So it's gonna be sweet indeed to take those two clowns to town tonight.
Steve: Red Death! Benjamin Hendricks! A couple of big bullies who need to be taken down a peg, my favourite.
You guys, you like to throw your weight around, make out you're these, big time, tough guys who can take anyone, well, try that with me, like. Billy big bollocks Benjamin Hendricks, thinking you're hot $%it, with your boxing pedigree and all, and madnus kicked the crap out of you on Strike! You're a joke, mate!
Red Death, Six nine, built like a brick $£*t house, mate, I will suplex you out ya shoes and flush you out this place before you learn to string two bloody words together, like, try me!
Max: It's gonna be fun!
As for our fantastic supporters in Path to Glory; don't worry! We ain't forgotten about you. We'll all be back on Empire, next show, and raring to go, and... guess who we got again!...
Steve: The Firm!
Max: The Firm... Yeah, we already beat those guys once, to get the title shot, well, looks like we get to do it all over again... for a, title... deja vu. I mean, yeah, we been here before, like! We run through you guys already! Proved we have what it takes! And that, is what got us into this mess with Grace and...
Grace cuts in
Grace: Sophie, &<CK!%G, Desire! Yeah, I'll be on Empire too! And I'll be looking for you, lovely, don't you worry about that. The clowns in charge might think throwing me in with three big guys, Yuletide, Widowmaker and Dan Hammer, is a good idea, maybe they think it will cool me down, but I don't give a crap about that stupid match or whatever they want it to lead to. I have no interest in being the bloody spare wheel in a f(*£"ng car crash. I know what I want, and you ARE going to give it to me.
Max: I think we should probably leave it there.
He gestures for the cameraman to cut it.
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