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Dan Hammer- Posts : 75
Join date : 2022-10-05
The Firm Speaks....
Thu Feb 29, 2024 10:54 am
The scene opens up on a locker room.
The large and imposing figures of The Firm can be seen facing the camera.
Dan Hammer: What's going on with The Firm.....
He paces back and forth, a look of annoyance on his face.
An underlying sense of anger emanating from his posture.
Dan Hammer: That's what i hear, that's the whispers in the back.
That's what all you fans are asking.
He smirks, and rubs his head as if thinking.
Dan Hammer: Well, tonight we're here to explain just that, so sit back, hush your inbred, trampy council estate mouths and pay attention.
So where to start?
I know, let's begin with were we are, what's the current situation.
You see Crowning Glory was a bit of a mixed bag for us, on one hand we won the path 2 Glory Dream title and added it to my championship collection but on the other hand we had our Tag Titles unfairly ripped from the waists of Eddie and the Beast.
Then there was the ladder match, a brutal and epic encounter where every competitor put their bodies on the line.
None more so than the 'Suicide Blonde' Sophie Desire, the true MVP of Crowning Glory.
So let's take a deep dive into these three different outcomes, starting with the headline making effort of our very own Sophie Desire.
Now i'm not going to stand here and blow smoke up her arse as she needs no encouragement.
But i truly believe she showed not only the roster here in Path 2 Glory but also management and more importantly all of the fans what she is capable of.
She had a break out moment that will be talked about for years to come.
Yes, she came up short but deep down everyone that was in that match or anyone that watched that match knows that she was the real winner.
Sophie comes up to the camera.
Sophie Desire: Violence, mayhem, destruction..........
Sex, blood, guts and steel..........
These are the things that give me a thrill!
Oh what a night Crowning Glory was.
I have finally realised my destiny, i have finally been released......
Set free to rain pain and misery upon you all!
You will all become victims of the 'Suicide Blonde'!
She licks her lips seductively as she reveals a mischievous smile.
Dan Hammer: That then brings us on to the Tag Title match.
Now i'm gonna be honest with you.
This match has to be the biggest travesty in the history of P2G!
Now i'm not sure who the Imperial Lions bribed or who they have in their pocket but the simple fact is that they should never of been given the match in the first place.
He shrugs his shoulders as Eddie and SilvaDog approach the camera.
SilvaDog: Congrats Lions, well played.....well played.
Now we're big boys, so i'm not gonna stand here and bitch and whine like most of the wrestlers here in P2G.
We take our losses and we move forward, jst as we do when we win.
But mark my words, a time will come when you will answer for your actions.
And know this, it won't matter who you know or what backstage politicking you do.
When the day comes, you will know pain....you will know suffering and you will know retribution!
He growls at the camera.
Eddie: So the hunt begins fam, we take the loss like the real men we are.
We take what we got and we get back on it bruv.
We get back to doin' what we do better than any team livin' today.
Kicking arses fam.....
And like the Big Dog says.....
When we meet again.....and hell, we WILL meet again.
You two pussies will find out who The Firm really are.
You get me bruv!
He sneers menacingly at the camera.
Dan Hammer: So i guess all that leaves is me.......your NEW P2G Dream Champion!
What next for the 'Tasmanian Terror'?
I'm here to let everyone know, i'm a fighting champion.
I'll put any and all of my titles on the line against any fool that has the balls to walk out to that ring and challenge me to my face.
So all you pretend wrestlers hiding in the back, grow some balls and step up.
I'm not hard to find, i'm the big arse Aussie with all the gold!
Talking of gold......
He looks over to his championship belts, each one proudly displayed on a table.
Dan Hammer: Well as you can see, i've become a bit of a belt collector.
Or some might call me a hoarder.
A man obsessed with belts.
But no, you see in my mind i'm simply a dedicated professional, and to be recognised as the best, the very best in this industry you need to win gold.
And i'm not talking about one title here or there i'm talking about being the very best and pushing myself to be the most decorated champion ever to grace a wrestling ring.
So at Crowning Glory i took what was destined to be mine......
And as you can see, the Dream title sits real nice with my many other championship belts.
BUT.......i'm not done.
Let me explain it to you in simple, easy to understand terms.
You see, each one of these belts represent food to me.
Each one was served up as a delicious meal and i devoured those meals.
Each one satisfying my hunger at that point in time.
But guess what, as each meal becomes a memory i realise one thing.
I'm still hungry!
And the only thing that will satisfy the hunger of the 'Tasmanian Terror' is another meal......another championship....another title!
So let this be a warning.
To any champion, any title holder in any organisation.
Dan Hammer is hungry......
THE FIRM is hungry............
And guess what, it's time to eat!
He smiles as the camera pans out and fades to black.
- Dan Hammer
- Posts : 75
Join date : 2022-10-05
Re: The Firm Speaks....
Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:59 pm
**UPDATED**
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