Home
Latest images
Register
Log in
Dan Hammer- Posts : 75
Join date : 2022-10-05
Firm favourites!
Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:03 am
Dan Hammer can be seen pacing back and forth, shaking his head.
There is a visible aura of frustration and anger emanating from him.
He approaches the camera.
Dan Hammer: So…..Let me get this straight.
He pauses momentarily.
Dan Hammer: I understand that there is to be a title tournament…..
Not just any title tournament BUT a tournament for the BWE Elite Championship.
Now, I love a tournament as much as the next guy and hell, everybody knows I love a new title…..
BUT, the powers that be have seemed to overlook one, teeny, tiny little detail.
You see the ‘Tasmanian terror’, the ‘Thunder from Down Under’…….Dan Hammer is by rights the ‘Unofficial’ BWE Elite Champion.
Now I know what your thinking, if he’s the champ where’s the belt? Where is the BWE Elite Championship.
Well if that bell end Scorp hadn’t disappeared with it, then it would have pride of place around my waist alongside all the other glorious titles that currently reside in my possession.
He looks over at his collection of wrestling titles.
Dan Hammer: But let me be very clear as I don’t want there to be any confusion, no misunderstanding.
I know I’m not the ‘Official’ BWE Elite Champion..
Hell, I’m not a moron...BUT you see this is the kicker.
This is where I get a little confused and a little annoyed.
Or dare I say a little pissed off!
How in Gods name can there be a tournament to crown a NEW Elite Champions and i'n not even in it.
It makes the whole sorry arse situation ridiculous, comical, one gigantic joke.
What are they even thinking, are they scared, are they intimidated......
I guess i can understand.
They see me as a threat, someone they cannot control.
They realise that the 'Belt Collector' is on a roll and the 'Tasmanian Terror' is hungry for more gold.
But i'm a big boy, i'm not gonna cry about it.
I'll do what i always do, look for the positive and make it not only work in my favour.....but also The Firm's favour.
So tonight the rest of The Firm get their opportunity to bring yet more gold into the fold.
He looks over at the rest of The Firm and beckons the 'Suicide Blonde' over.
Sophie looks down the lens of the camera with a brooding, sexy look on her face.
Sophie Desire: Tonight i get to press flesh with that sexy little minx, Ashla Mari.
I get to do things to her body that will defy most peoples imagination.
I get to push her to her limit, physicaly and mentally.
I'm going to drag her kicking and screaming into my realm.
A world of carnal desires, a bloody erotic world where her very limits and bounderies will be tested.
Where every part of her body and soul will be unraveled.
Tonight she goes down...........and i will drown her in her own desires.
She licks her lips seductively before winking cheekily at the camera.
The camera pans across the the hulking, broody figure of the 'Brazilian Beast' SilvaDog.
He smirks before beginning to speak.
SilvaDog: It's like the boss says, tonight is all about The Firm.
It's our chance to bring more gold into our arms.
One of us WILL be the new BWE Elite Champion.
There is no doubt, no uncertainty, no confusion.
We will dominate and take back what rightfully belongs to us.
So tonight Vahn, put on your big boy pants.
Bring your 'A Game and come find out what a real man.....actually no, what a REAL beast looks like.
i'm sorry to say, you and your little DC buddies are in for a bad....bad time.
Tonight i break every bone in your pathetic, under-developed, scrawny little body!
He barks loudly and walks off camera.
The 'Brixton Bad Boy' walks into shot looking relaxed, a massive smile on his face.
He looks up at the camera.
Eddie London: Widowmaker........BRUV!
Tonight mate, me and you go toe to toe, one on one.
We tear it up, smack the living (expletive) out of each other.
But FAM, i'm gonna have to tell you somethin'
Lay some truth down mate.
You aint got what it takes bruv.
The 'Bad Boy' is gonna put you down like a skanky dog from Battersea mate.
I mean , you think you got the billy big balls to take me down, you trippin mate.
I mean you and your DC girlfriends think your so tough.
But you aint nothin' FAM.
And do ya know what, i've been thinkin'.
I realised what DC astands for, i finally worked it out mate.
It describes you bunch of pussies to a bloody T, bruv.
You lot are nothin' but a bunch of short arsed, window licking 'Dumb Cocks!'
So you bring your 'Widow' making arse to the ring and i'll put you in the bloody ground mate!
You may be the 'Widow Maker' BRUV but i'm the 'Brixton Bad Boy'.
And i don't make widows, i bed them mate!
So once i've taken care of you, i'll take care of your widow....if ya know what i mean!
He laughs out loud before walking off.
Dan walks back into shot, a self satisfied smirk on his face.
Dan Hammer: So it's clear, tonight is the night of The Firm.
Tonight we step onand step over the so called 'Competiton'.
We move on to round 2 and move one step closer to the BWE Elite Championship.
Mark my words, that title belongs to The Firm.
And if you won't give to us.........
WELL TAKE IT!
We are THE FIRM and you are welcome!
The camera slowly fades to black.
Ashla_Mari likes this post
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum