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Join date : 2022-10-05
Hammer Time, Full Time.....all THE TIME!
Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:44 pm
The scene opens with a jacked up Dan Hammer pacing back and forth in a darkened gym room.
Little cracks of light illuminate what looks to be a selection of weight lifting equipment and a variety of punch bags.
There is an eerie silence, an almost deafening silence as Dan approaches the camera.
As he comes into focus, he can be seen wearing his workout gear. His ripped, muscular body glistening with sweat.
He grabs a towel and wipes his face slowly and smiles.
Dan Hammer: Well....well.....well......hello P2G!
Guess who's back!!
That's right, don't panic. It's not some camera trickery. It's no publicity stunt, there is no need to adjust your tv.
The Tasmanian Terror is really....on your tv screens right now.
He smirks at the camera.
Dan Hammer: And just for those idiots that don't know, here's a reminder of who the hell I am!
I am.....
The All Australian Champion.....
The Mexican Heavyweight Champion......
The North American Champion........
The rightful and true BWE Elite Champion......
He pauses an chuckles to himself and looks straight down the lens of the camera.
Dan Hammer: Oh yeah, remember people....Scorp is still a washed up, over-rated, monotone waste of space. A paper champion that still sucks!
He shakes his head.
Dan Hammer: But enough of that douch bag and back to me. As well as being a multi title Champion, i am also the leader, the head honcho, the numero uno of the most dominant stable in all of professional wrestling.....The Firm.
But above all if those accolades and most importantly........
I am the reigning and defending GBH Heavyweight Champion of the World!
He holds his arms out wide and throws his head back as if he was soaking in the cheers of a crowd.
Dan Hammer: Now I know you must all be thinking.....what the hell is the most charismatic, most dominant and most decorated Champion in all the world doing on our P2G screens?
Well stop sipping from that cup of mediocrity, sit your fat arses down and I'll tell you.
You see before, back in the good old days I spent a few months coming back and forth from BWE to here, stirring crap up and basically being a pain in Wolfies arse.
Now don't get me wrong at the time, that was great. I had a blast but in reality, once the dust had settled and things got back to normal. I realised something. I realised that it wasn't enough. It wasn't enough just to be a sideshow attraction.
I realised to cement my legacy, I would have to not only run roughshot over BWE but I would also need to dominate here in Path 2 Crap.
So i went a did what no-one else could.
I got myself signed to both companies on a full time contract.
Yep, that's right....not only will i be appearing on BWE shows but i will also be a regular here.
Here in P2G, which i can officially tell you now stands for Path to Greatness.
It might sound a bit too cliched but either way, i'm putting everyone on notice, any and all Champions and championships are now on my 'to do' list.
I don't care who you are or what you have done.
You can be a veteran or a hotshot rookie.
To me it doesn't mean jack....JACK!
For now the Era of the Hammer is here......
He pauses and laughs maniacally.
Dan Hammer: It's time.....it's time.....it's HAMMER TIME!
The camera fades to black.
- Dan Hammer
- Posts : 119
Join date : 2022-10-05
Re: Hammer Time, Full Time.....all THE TIME!
Wed Sep 20, 2023 6:50 pm
*updated*
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