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Turn up in his MC Hammer pants to show us what Hammer time really is
Tue Nov 07, 2023 2:01 pm
The camera cuts back to the locker room. The Pittsburgh Mauler is warming up for his next match. Beer Assistant is supervising.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: So, our next match is against Dan Hammer. Would you pull up the footage of our last bout against him?
Beer Assistant chirps and whirls before projecting an image on the wall of the last match against Dan Hammer.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: Uh huh...yup...of course.
Mauler smiles a little at the end of the footage as the film shows him connecting with the Eye-Beam.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: Well now, guess that won't be an option this time around.
Mauler smirks as Beer Assistant responds.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: Just goes to prove that steel rebar is more effective than a *quote-unquote* Hammer.
The image stops playing on the wall. Beer Assistant chirps and whirls some more.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: Well, I guess it's time to head out to the ring.
Mauler pauses for a second before turning to address Beer Assistant.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: Keep on the lookout. I got a feeling that Widowmaker is going to turn up in his MC Hammer pants to show us what Hammer time really is.
Mauler chuckles at the thought. Beer Assistant whirls and chirps as the two head out to the ring. The camera fades to black.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: So, our next match is against Dan Hammer. Would you pull up the footage of our last bout against him?
Beer Assistant chirps and whirls before projecting an image on the wall of the last match against Dan Hammer.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: Uh huh...yup...of course.
Mauler smiles a little at the end of the footage as the film shows him connecting with the Eye-Beam.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: Well now, guess that won't be an option this time around.
Mauler smirks as Beer Assistant responds.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: Just goes to prove that steel rebar is more effective than a *quote-unquote* Hammer.
The image stops playing on the wall. Beer Assistant chirps and whirls some more.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: Well, I guess it's time to head out to the ring.
Mauler pauses for a second before turning to address Beer Assistant.
The Pittsburgh Mauler: Keep on the lookout. I got a feeling that Widowmaker is going to turn up in his MC Hammer pants to show us what Hammer time really is.
Mauler chuckles at the thought. Beer Assistant whirls and chirps as the two head out to the ring. The camera fades to black.
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